Want to have fun celebrating your holidays with friends? But the only suitable way to gather guests is your apartment, and are you afraid to lose your cozy nest in the morning?
Read my tips and feel free to prepare for the holiday!
You will need
A bucket of water and a small amount of rag-sponges, a few garbage bags and, of course, your friends
Instruction manual
1
Call only close friends, buddies. Firstly, the arrow of your emotional state will not tend towards the negative. Secondly, you will be sure that at least half the room will survive.
2
If one of your guests became ill and he didn’t have time to complain to the toilet, do not rush to pick up a dumb heavy object! Better take a scoop and a soapy sponge. When the guest finishes sharing the contents of his body, give him these tools and send first aid to your favorite carpet. Remember that procrastination causes drying and unpleasant odors!
The same method can be applied to situations such as "it was not necessary to put THIS on the floor" and "you have not seen that his hands are growing out of his ass?"
3
Observing the mountains of garbage before guests leave, do not rush to despair. Distribute packages to everyone and play the game "Who will collect more garbage." As a prize, the winner can be awarded a bottle with the remains of champagne or an unfinished chocolate bar. Do not forget to remind the guests about the second stage of the competition: they take all the filled bags with them and say goodbye to them near the nearest garbage cans.
note
The desire for cleanliness is not inherent in all individuals! You should have patience and a couple of trusted comrades.
Useful advice
Clean valuables in a timely manner! Otherwise, your guests may carry away your favorite vase … in one of the packages … in the form of a pile of fragments …
